okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone